The review

So, I can’t believe it, but it’s already the 13th of October. Which by the way is “election day” in India. All that means is I can’t vote today since I just recently got my passport and haven’t been able to register in time.

To be honest, I wouldn’t know whom to vote for. They’re all the same to me, a bunch of names adept at profiting from the uneducated and poor. That’s right I said it. Sure, I could be totally incorrect. But hey, I just spelt “incorrect” wrong about 5 times, so believe it or not “I don’t give a damn”.

Let me start by saying “Wow, what a night”. I don’t generally drink on a Monday night, but today was a friends birthday and I insisted on crashing the party. It was the China Man’s birthday. By the way we spend about half our day coming up with really derisive terms for each other. We’ve settled on a combination of “Fat Fuck” and “China Man” (in a Chinese Accent). Sure, it may seem like I’m behind, but really it’s a very close fight.

I’ve realized the power of the guitar. I’ve realized that I want to learn to play the guitar, after all anybody that plays the guitar, can pick up a ton of chicks.

On the surface, it may not seem entirely true. Simply because, China Man fails miserably at it. However, maybe there is some sort of correlation at work? The better you are, the less chance of picking up chicks? That would obviously go against people like BWSP and Steven Tyler, who get more than their share of women. Or maybe, just maybe they are the exception?

Either way, this is not a post to “diss” the China Man, this is a post where I congratulate him on his 23rd birthday and move on. So Congratulations.

So moving on, how many of you out there can believe that Mr. President  and I don’t mean JFK ( He deserved it just for getting Marilyn Monroe in bed!), won the Nobel Peace Prize. Wow! Don’t get me wrong, I really hope he manages to make significant improvement’s when in office. After all if he doesn’t, there won’t be another “black” president for at least another 100 years.

If he does, well let’s just say “life’s looking good” for them and everybody else.

But seriously? Nobel Peace Prize? Are we seriously living in a time and age where we have nobody more deserving of THE peace prize. Are you telling me, that over the last year nobody managed to do something more deserving? Hell, I can’t answer this question since I suck at following the news, but wouldn’t the creator of Facebook be more deserving of this award? After all, didn’t he just create a Social Network connecting millions of people world wide, regardless of race, creed and color? All the while, allowing people to waste time at work. It’s a godsend people!

Hmm… not sure if I’m being sarcastic or not. Did I mention, I really need to learn to play the guitar?

So, I have my US Visa interview in a day, I still don’t know how I’m going to manage to get it. It’s for work, not even like I’m getting it for personal reasons. Still, I don’t know how on Earth I’m going to get an approval. How many of you actually visited the States on a visit visa, stayed behind, studied and then left the US. Sigh, Yeah, I did. God help me now. Earlier they couldn’t kick me out, now they actually don’t even have to let me in.

Additionally (and yes, I love that word), I met and got in contact with a few of my Childhood friends. First there is “The Perv”, this dude was a complete pervert, but he was the first person I ever met in Muscat, Oman. Ironically, 10+ years later, he reads my blog and claims to love it. Since, I’m not a very rich man I’d have to believe him, cause he gains nothing from reading it.

Incidentally, we met at a party and discussed another friend of ours from South India, who also got a hold of me. Now, that sounds like witch craft and maybe it is, but isn’t it awesome witchcraft? I think it is. Not cause I have a lot in common with them, but really because it brings up some crazy memories. Such as the one where I went down a slope on my bike and landed right on my head, only to be grounded by the Wicked Witch of the West aka My Mom. Parent’s can be so evil and just don’t understand us do they?

Did I mention The Perv reads my blog and swears by it? I’m filled with pride right now.

Either way, the point of this post is simple. I wanted to review my year and what I’ve accomplished this year?

Still no girlfriend, still no job placing me in an authoritarian position thereby allowing me to be abusive to other people and still haven’t settled on a career.

On the flip side, a ride to Goa (Bucket List), bonded with my sister (Bucket List), got drunk more this year more than all other time’s in my life, managed to alienate and embarrass myself with more than 5 women, finally discovered a talent of sorts and have been brought out of denial over the fact that Lebron James is coming to the Knicks in 2010.

And I still have three odd months to go. In my opinion, we’re going to see such achievements as “Getting laid again” and “Getting a life”. Though the second one is a stretch.

By the way did I mention that God has given us all a special gift, and I finally realized that mine was to alienate and irritate as many people as possible.

Oh, one last thing, I am of the firm belief that we need more HCHHSSTT’s at work. If it were up to me, the first thing I’d do is hire them. Unfortunately, I’m not in charge.

Cruel Cruel world – By the way did I mention, I should learn to play the guitar?